What Kids Do - What I Do

Old bears run and climb some more trees. Old Zebras still run like the wind. Old whales still swim thousands of miles. We humans have an inferior species. We can not do what you can do our grandchildren.

Children are amazing. I think that Art Linkletter, "Kids do say amazing things."

Well, I checked on that for http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137313/. Art Linkletter never said that. He and Bill Cosby co-hosted a show called Kids Say the darndestThings.

I was absolutely wrong. But I have to do the inventor of the "Kids amazing things."

I find that amazing things can http://www.bookreviewclub.com/childrens/stuart_cowboys.shtml cowboys, but we are not talking about cowboys.

These diversions, let me get to the point. The thing is this: Children can do things that do not do our old people.

It's not really it cost? When you get older, you should be able to do more things, because yourYears of practice.

Here are some examples of things that are able to do my grandchildren and other children, and what we old people do instead:

Kids: Run, jump, jump, do cartwheels, stand on his head.

Old: Go with a stick to see cloud formations.

Kids: Learn Italian, French, Chinese and Mogollon, before two years old.

Old: Eat at Italian, French, Mogollon, and Chinese restaurants. (It is a fact. It is almost impossible tofluent in a foreign language when you aged over 25 years. Stop picking on the Mexican immigrants.)

Kids: Learn to Mozart and other classical music on the piano, violin, flute, guitar and banjo before they are aged between six and ten years.

Old: Play Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater at the piano with two fingers.

Kids: Come again turns on the trampoline in the garden.

Old: Flip hair from falling clothing.

Kids: Laugh at silly littleJokes.

Old: Are silly jokes.

Kids: quickly learn difficult subjects. By high school they are ready for analysis and physics.

Old: ribs and joints are calcified, and they take a physic.

Kids: Have a great interest in sex.

Old: Can not remember anything about sex.

Well, that covers it was.

Oh! It was a different matter. Maybe it will come back to me later.